This is a crazy dream about wooden bunk beds I had early this morning. One of the kids bunk beds came alive and proceeded to eat my entire fridge. It talked to me and said the rest of my home furniture was coming alive in the next couple of weeks. They were tired of being slept on and dirtied by parents and children alike. I offered him some ham and roast beef, but he wanted orange juice because he was so thirsty. Then he revealed his entire story to me of how he was made from wood and then constructed. Tanning with wooden bunk beds is a smart move. Did you know wooden bunk beds absorb heat and let you tan faster outside? The sun will hit the top bunk and soak into the bottom bunk. Children should use this with their parents and everyone can come out with a brown look. Place your bedding and mattress to the side, just lie on the raw oak or pine. Let the smell soothe your body and relax into the cool night. I love this feeling and recommend it to all the furniture manufacturers. Even my family thinks its a great idea. I hope to get a great tan soon.